Stupid Excuses

fluteGerman police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday.

"He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with his knees and feet," said Bohnert Herzl a police spokes - person. "He looked like he'd had practice."

When caught, the 52-year-old told police he was not actually blowing the instrument. He was just practicing the "holding technique."