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Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat;

Tax his pants, tax his coat.

Tax his crop, tax his work;

Tax his ties, tax his shirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke;

Teach him taxing is no joke.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule;

Tell him, "Taxing is the rule."

Tax his oil, tax his gas;

Tax his notes, tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more;

Tax him 'til he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin, tax his grave,

Tax the sod 'neath which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb:

"Taxes drove him to his doom."

After he's gone, we won't relax;

We'll still collect inheritance tax.