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man old2*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom*

- Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

- Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

- When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

- If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

- Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.

- On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.

- A foolish husband remarked to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

- Many girls like to marry a military man ... he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.

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