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[PearlyGates] Issue #0783

The PearlyGates Newsletter

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Issue #0783

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Cybersalt News - August 29, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today I'd like to share a new project I just launched for a client. It's the "DeHaan on Fire" YouTube channel where I'll be interviewing world famous fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan. If you know of anyone in the firefighting world I'd appreciate you sharing it with them. And of course, if you have two minutes to watch and maybe give the video a like that would be great too!
www.youtube.com/channel/UC_tYj8gTWv64WI425yzMiWQ

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Best We Could

pearly gates 2 Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past numerous elegant mansions finally they arrived at a dilapidated shack at the end of the street.

Fielding, much taken aback, began, "Why am I left with a rundown shack when all of these others have fine mansions?"

"Well, sir," replied St. Peter, "we did the best we could with the money you sent us."

"Be a Billionaire"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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