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[PearlyGates] Issue #0784

[PearlyGates] Issue #0784

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0784 

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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2019

Happy birthday Alyssa!Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She had cancer when she was 14 and I am grateful she is alive to make me feel a bit older today.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Seeing Eye Dog

dog eyesThere is so much theologically incorrect about this joke I should send it out over three mailings!

A blind man with his seeing eye dog walked into a bar.

The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head.

The bartender ran up and asked, "Man, What on earth are you doing?"

The blind man replied, "Just looking around."

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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