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[PearlyGates] Issue #0788

[PearlyGates] Issue #0788

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0788 

Today's Table of Contents

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

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You may have noticed that Sunday's mailing did not go out until Monday. I'm in the midst of bringing a new server into the Cybersalt fold and a change I made in the cluster caused the mailing to be delayed.

Speaking of which, this week I will be moving the Cybersalt Site and Cybersalt lists to that new server. The mailings will go out under the same domain, but the IP number of that domain is going to change. This might also cause an interruption of your receiving Cybersalt mailings while servers around the world adjust to this change. Emails from me might end up in your spam folder. So if you notice things aren't arriving please have a look around.

Remember, you can always catch up on missed mailings in the online archives at:

Cybersalt Digest
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Sock Concern

socksThe psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient.

"You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?"

"That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks."

"But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor. "Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool socks."

"You DO?" exclaimed the man. "With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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