Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Ask and you shall receive! A big thank-you to Cybersaltine G. Winter who came through with a Christmas Chicken picture starring her granddaughter. She also sent a picture 18 months ago, also starring her granddaughter. BTW, if it is a cold winter where you are it is her husband's fault!

Remember, if you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (live ones only please) send it to [email protected] and I will use them right away.

There is a new Christmas themed Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site. You can check out "Bye Bye Ornament" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/bye-bye-ornament

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar'!"