Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to subscriber Kathie L. for sending some great chicken pictures - one of which is featured today!

Not all of you are subscribed to my Pearly Gates Newsletter and some of you would probably not enjoy it because there is something theologically wrong with every single one. That said, last week in Church I heard a Pearly Gates joke I had never heard - which is saying something after all these years. I've added it to the Cybersalt Site today and if you are curious you will find "Special Admission" at:
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Three men died on Christmas day and found themselves at the PearlyGates.

St. Peter met them and said, "Because it's Christmas day we have a special deal on entry into Heaven. If you have something on you that has to do with Christmas we'll let you in."

The first man reached into a shirt pocket and took out a lighter, flicked it, held it up and said, "A Christmas candle?"

Peter chuckled and said, "OK, you can come in."

The next man reached into a pants pocket and took out a set of keys and shook them in the air and stated, "Jingle Bells?"

Peter paused, groaned and said, "Get in before I change my mind."

The last man rummaged through his pants pockets; nothing. Next he checked his shirt pockets: nothing again.

Finally he searched his coat pockets, paused, thought for a moment and then took out a pair of women's eyeglasses.

He looked at St. Peter and said, "They're Carol's?"