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[PearlyGates] Issue #0800

[PearlyGates] Issue #0800

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0800 

Today's Table of Contents

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2020

Chicken Thursday by Kathie M.Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you have to wait just a little bit longer to hear it!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Tourist Breakdown

car vwA tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood.

About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk.

He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!"

"Okay," the man says, "You take the front and I'll take the back."


20 billion thumb"Be a Billionaire"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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