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[PearlyGates] Issue #0801

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.

Issue #0801

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Cybersalt News - February 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There's not much Cybersalt news today (that's fit to print ?) so I thought today I'd share a fun YouTube video with you. It'a great reminder that humor is one of the things in life that transcends culture.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Atheist Theology

school On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school.

After a month, the boy came home and said casually, "By the way Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."

The father could barely control his rage.

He seized his son by the shoulders and declared, "Danny, I'm going to tell you something now and I want you never to forget it. There is only one God and we don't believe in Him!"

"Be a Billionaire"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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