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[PearlyGates] Issue #0804

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.

Issue #0804

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Cybersalt News - February 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture.

Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration should be attributed to Elayne Boosler.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Troubled Father

sky rays A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the father.

"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.

"And what did he say?" pressed the father.

"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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