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[PearlyGates] Issue #0806

[PearlyGates] Issue #0806

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0806 


Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020

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Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful email my pastor wrote last week. You can ignore the part about the time change, but the rest is a really good word for all of us who are followers of Jesus.

mailchi.mp/35e8de30a78f/covid-19-and-a-time-change

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Baptismal Witness

church2A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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