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[PearlyGates] Issue #0808

[PearlyGates] Issue #0808

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0808


Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff that is put out there in the name of Jesus and His church. Not so with this wonderful video:

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Jury Selection

gavelThe tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session.

"Property holder?"

"Yes, I am, Your Honor."

"Married or single?"

"Married for twenty years, Your Honor."

"Formed or expressed an opinion?"

"Not in twenty years, Your Honor."


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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