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[PearlyGates] Issue #0809

[PearlyGates] Issue #0809

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0809 


Cybersalt News - April 2, 2020

chicken thursday April 2 Richard TOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Richard T. for today's chicken picture. It was obviously taken before the days of social distancing - step back from the chicken, Richard!!!

The pandemic has made life harder for all, including those for whom life was already extremely hard. Last week we were contacted by a refugee who can no longer even work illegally in the country he has fled to because it is now on lock-down for weeks. He is actually a refugee we have been able to find a church who is trying to sponsor him to be resettled, but that process is going to be delayed even longer because interviews are on hold too. Thanks to your support through the Body of Christ Connection, we were able to help him in this desperate time.
www.cybersalt.org/body-of-christ-connection/tips-for-the-free

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Parking Trip

parking spotWhile walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.

As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine," I said.

"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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