Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Richard T. for another chicken picture! He saw this chicken crossing the road - I don't know why, but he may have just tried to eat that bug.

A while ago, I mentioned that Cybersalt is training a persecuted Christian to be able to make web pages as a source of income for his family and to ultimately train others to do the same in his country. He has just helped out by working on his first Cybersalt project.

A walking club asked for the information from their very old website (built in a system no longer being supported) and make them a WordPress site. They didn't have a huge budget for all the work to be done, so they asked for the very basic structure and some video training tutorials so they could work on the the rest. Our trainee did a bunch of the work recreating their pages to give them a good foundation to build on.

That new site is now live at: www.victoriapathfinders.ca. The walking club still have much of their work to do including getting a new logo designed for them, which I will add to the site when it is ready. You can still see the old website at gardencitywanderers.ca 

I'm looking for more projects to train our protege on. If you have one please reply to this email and let me know.

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

***Here's another good one to just delete before reading if you can't laugh at yourself.***

*Deciphering Baptist Church Names*

First Baptist: It has been there too long.

Second Baptist: The people didn't like First Baptist.

Third Baptist: The people didn't like First and Second Baptist.

Ana-Baptist: The people didn't like First, Second, Third or Fourth Baptist, and didn't want to call themselves Nth Baptist because they want to be the first on the list alphabetically.

Calvary Baptist: The people crucify their pastor regularly.

Community Baptist: It is a social community club.

Conservative Baptist: The people don't talk to strangers.

Cooperative Baptist: They compromise with anybody and anything.

Free Will Baptist: They draft wills for everybody for free, but the church must be the primary beneficiary.

Fundamental Baptist: Fund a mental Baptist.

Grace Baptist: They say grace at every meal, no exceptions, not even one, and don't you forget it!

Immanuel Baptist: They are in manual mode: Church leaders must push them to serve.

Independent Baptist: The people don't depend on God.

Memorial Baptist: It is dead.

Monument Baptist: It is history.

Missionary Baptist: They send out missionaries who are sick and tired of fellowshipping with people who don't do anything.

Open Door Baptist: They lock the doors after Sunday morning services.

Pentecostal Baptist: It is for people who work for the Pentagon.

Primitive Baptist: They don't divide or multiply among themselves.

Progressive National Baptist: They are members of NASCAR.

Seventh Day Baptist: The other six days are for party.

Southern Baptist: The people hate cold weather.

Third World Baptist: The people love the world so much they don't mind coming in third.

Tabernacle Baptist: Hmmm ... it doesn't LOOK like a tent.

United Baptist: The people are union members.