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[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4542

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4542

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Cybersalt News - April 23, 2020

Chicken Thursday Don NOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like this chicken I'm going for it! You should too today - as long as you do so 6 feet away from others and without touching your face.

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

 
 
 

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Today's CleanLaugh

Gorilla Sundae

sundaeA gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it.

The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a single dollar bill in change. As he did, the clerk said, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

"No wonder," the gorilla replied, "at nine dollars a sundae."

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Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1468

person shrugSelf-Annihilating Complaint

How disagreeable of you to agree with me!

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20 billion thumb"Be a Billionaire"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

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Today's Clean Pun

Fraud Film Review

prisonerWhat do you call a very interesting movie made by a con-artist?

A con-flick of interest!

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Today's Quote

Quote #1906

Sheila Wray Gregoire

"I hope that when people look at my marriage, they don't think, "She has a great marriage because she chose the right guy," or "He has a great marriage because he chose the right woman." I hope they realize, "They have a great marriage because they both chose God."

- Sheila Wray Gregoire

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Today's Illustration

Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands

painterAfter an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he pounded the lid on.

"Now what do I do if I need more paint?" I asked.

"Don't come back here," he begged.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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