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[PearlyGates] Issue #0813

[PearlyGates] Issue #0813

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0813 

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020

Chicken Thursday Benny and CindyOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chicken picture. Just look at those saucy hens turning their egg makers toward them!

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Bills Description

medical deskMany patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills.

One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement.

Reluctantly, I complied. Starting with the first test on her bill, I read, "No. 1, urinalysis."

She interrupted me at once. "I'm a what?"

20 billion thumb"Be a Billionaire"

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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