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[PearlyGates] Issue #0816

[PearlyGates] Issue #0816

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0816 

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2020

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I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!
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Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Pest Confirmation

waspMy husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.

One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said,

"Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife phoned us."

There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the other end say,

"Honey, it's for you......someone wants to talk to you about your relatives."

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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