A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly.

"In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously.

"On my way home again, I exchanged all my English money" Tom expounded.

The most attractive quality a person can have is to love Jesus. Makeup washes off. Looks fade. A heart for God echoes into eternity.

- unknown

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.

"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down. I'm late."

"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."