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[PearlyGates] Issue #0818

[PearlyGates] Issue #0818

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0818 

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020

chicken thursday june 04 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent! 

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Clean Up

broomMy mother is a cleaning fanatic.

One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess.

As she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it.

Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom, "Can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?"

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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