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[PearlyGates] Issue #0819

[PearlyGates] Issue #0819

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0819 

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020

chicken thursday june 04 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore.

Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Crabby Marriage

crabA male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.

Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So, they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.

"What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

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