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[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4558

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4558

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Cybersalt News - June 18, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday.

I think there are some entertaining parts to it - including an appearance by Canada's Prime Minister.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

 
 
 

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Today's CleanLaugh

A Great Job

woman angryA guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"

"That's great," his wife said.

"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."

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Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1484

man thinkingSo in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

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20 billion thumb"Be a Billionaire"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

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Today's Clean Pun

Midnight Hopes

man sleeping 2Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur.

It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.

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Today's Quote

Quote #1922

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"If we do not steadily minister in everyday opportunities, we will do nothing when the crisis comes."

- Oswald Chambers

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Today's Illustration

Fatherly Approval

woman6A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's prediction was wrong. Each boy was pleasant and well mannered.

Talking to my daughter Joanna one day, I said that I liked all the young men she and her sisters brought home.

"You know, Dad," she replied, "we don't show you everybody."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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