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[PearlyGates] Issue #0820

[PearlyGates] Issue #0820

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0820 


Cybersalt News - June 18, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday.

I think there are some entertaining parts to it - including an appearance by Canada's Prime Minister.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Lottery News

lottery ballsTwo years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win.

His wife was very worried because the man had just recovered from a heart attack and she wondered what would happen if he found out about it too abruptly.

So, she called the pastor and asked if he could talk to the man and slowly lead into telling him the news. He agreed and said he would be there as soon as possible.

When the man got home the pastor asked if they could go for a walk. While they were walking the pastor began by asking, "What would you do if you won the lottery?"

The man replied, "Why, I'd give it all to the church."

The pastor dropped dead on the spot.


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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