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[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4564

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4564

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Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

chicken thursday july 2 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it?

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

 
 
 

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Today's CleanLaugh

Behavior Modification

woman curlersOne morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.

When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like that?" I asked her.

"I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting school. So now I've come to spend the day with him!"

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Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1490

woman cleaningIf these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

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and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

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Today's Clean Pun

Family Trim

will wordsA wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will.

At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."

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Today's Quote

Quote #1928

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"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ."

- C. S. Lewis

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Today's Illustration

Encouraging the Sick

woman old3Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers."

"Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," the ailing woman said. "I can do my own praying."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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