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[PearlyGates] Issue #0823

[PearlyGates] Issue #0823

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


 Issue #0823 

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

chicken thursday july 2 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it?

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

50 Years

airplane1On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me.

Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.

"It all felt like five minutes..." the gentleman said slowly.

The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp smack on the head:

"...underwater."

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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