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[PearlyGates] Issue #0824

[PearlyGates] Issue #0824

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0824 


Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

chicken thursday july 2 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever there is an internet connection.

Our 7-year-old grandson has a very interesting skill: reminding us of what it was like to be children while at the same time making us realize how old we are getting. Kudos to my wife who is much more willing to hop on the trampoline than I am. Somebody has to drive to the hospital

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Latin Translation

languagesAt a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself.

As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."

As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."

Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."

As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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