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[PearlyGates] Issue #0825

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.

Issue #0825

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Cybersalt News - July 23, 2020

chicken thursday july 2 kathie Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Cybersaltine Mike A. for today's chicken picture.

Mike said that this chicken was outside his local food store in Miami, making it one brave chicken in my books. I mean, it's not like it is in front of a Kentucky Fried Chicken store, but just the same I'm impressed!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Ministry Salaries

butter bun A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.

One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "Jerry, what does you father say when the family sits down to dinner?"

Jerry answered, "Dad says 'Go easy on the butter, kids - it's $4.50 a pound!'"

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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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