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[PearlyGates] Issue #0826

[PearlyGates] Issue #0826

The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0826 


Cybersalt News - July 30, 2020

chicken thursday july 2 kathieOh look, Chicken Thursday!

Lacking any exciting personal news to share today, I thought I'd do a Google search for "Chicken News" to see if there was an interesting link to share and wouldn't you know it, there was. The restaurant chain Nandos is promising to improve poultry welfare standards by 2026 and has signed up to the Better Chicken Commitment.
thepoultrysite.com/news/2020/07/nandos-embraces-improved-chicken-welfare-standards

When asked for their response, chickens answered, "Are they still going to eat us?"

There's some finger-licking irony for you!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Shirt Help

clothing store menWhile I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.

When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened.

She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.

"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit perfectly around his neck."


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The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.


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