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[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4597

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4597

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Issue #4597

Cybersalt Digest Newsletter


Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

flapping birdI had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, with both web servers being who knows where in the world, lol. The actual "how" to do it was really bending my brain and then I realized that one of my team might be better suited for that. So I left it with one of my employees (who is 30 years younger than me) and he figure it out and showed me how to do it.

The major win for me is not that the problem was figured out and the data is being transferred. It is that I am learning to get out of the way and let others do things they are better at than me in my business. I can't spend/hire my way out of all my problems, but it sure is nice that I can with some of them!

Today's video share shows a cool effect when a bird's wings flapping in synced with a security camera's frame rate.
You can watch the video here.

 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 


Definitions

word definitionADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIPER:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.  You have character lines.


One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.


‍"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!

Circus Attack

jugglerWhat do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus?

Go for the juggler!


Quote #2255

crosses"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?"

- Isaiah


Child Safety

child toddler 1I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be exact). I was bruised and bleeding and had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.

My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"


‍Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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