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[PearlyGates] Issue #841

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Issue #0841

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone!

Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's 14 in total! It surprises me that our family size has grown to that - no wonder the planet is warming. I've got a professional photographer friend lined up to take pictures so I don't have to stress herding the Davis clan into position, and of course I will share the best picture in a future episode.

Today's video share is an excerpt from an interview with Alexei Navalny. I am inspired by this man who laughed after saying what he wanted others to remember if he was killed for his principles. I want to be that sold-out for Jesus, after all Jesus was that sold-out to save me!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim

In Flight Announcement

plane aisle A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 254, nonstop from Louisville to Miami. The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight. So just sit back and relax - OH NOOOOOOOO!"

Silence followed for several minutes.

Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare. While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him, "That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!"

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family-safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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