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[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4617

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4617

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Issue #4617

Cybersalt Digest Newsletter


Cybersalt News - March 3, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone!

world's biggest water tankThere was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because it was from one apartment to another in the same building - and there was an elevator! On top of that, he had hired to movers to help. They were both young men whom I was very careful to let carry all the heaviest things.

There are some men of my vintage who have not yet figured out what they think they can lift is more than they can actually lift, but I am not one of them. Since I have reached the point in life when I can hurt myself sleeping "the wrong way" I am more than happy to not hurt myself doing other things I think should come easily.

Today's video share shows an really interesting scientific project that is certainly not a "tankless" job!

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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 


Car Recognition

car w driver2A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number.

"What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked.

"I don't know," she said. "I never can tell one car from another."

At that, the man decided the time had come for a learning course, and for the next few days, whenever they were driving, he made her name each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.

It worked.

About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression on her face. "Darling," she said. "I hit a Buick!"


One-liner #1813

crutchesI do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.


‍"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!

Complaint Pun

couple argue2A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.

"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."


Quote #2248

woman eating“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”

― Erma Bombeck


Progress, Inventions, Rest

bathtubThe bathtub was invented in 1850.

The telephone was invented in 1875.

This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone.


‍Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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