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[PearlyGates] Issue #0852

[PearlyGates] Issue #0852

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Issue #0852


Cybersalt News - December 31, 2023

New Year's Eve greetings, everyone!Happy New Year 2024

As Earth spins out the old year, and spins in a new year, Susan and I want to thank you again for being a part of our lives through the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter and PearlyGates list. We are praying that 2024 will be a year of success for you.

Even more so we pray that God, who holds our spinning world in His hands, will fill your heart and soul with the abundant life he longs for all of us to have.

Today's video share is the reply of my annual year end live stream where I look back on what my business and personal goals were for 2023, and are for 2024!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 


Why Dogs are Better Than Kids

kids and_dogs45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter?  -- NOT!

Dogs cannot lie.

Dogs never resist nap time.

You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the potatoes.

Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42...
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...

Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

Your dog isn't embarrassed if you sing in public.


The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family-safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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