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[PearlyGates] Issue #0931

[PearlyGates] Issue #0931

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Issue #0931


Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

check your drawersI have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was sitting at the desk working and my foot went numb. No worries - the feeling came back after I got up and moved about.

Today's video share may make you want to check your drawers!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 


School Question

partyA University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed.

He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.

"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"


The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family-safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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