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[PearlyGates] Issue #0934

[PearlyGates] Issue #0934

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Issue #0934


Cybersalt News - March 10, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone!

Pessimist, Optimist, PsalmistMy good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its wonderful truth that I had to share it with you today!

Today's video share shows the sunken wreckage of Earnest Shackleton's lost ship, Endurance. The story of his Antarctic expedition, and subsequent survival of he and his crew, is perhaps one of the greatest adventures of mankind!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 


Newspaper Typo

newspapersA preacher phoned the city's newspaper.

"Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.'

You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' - I had the biggest crowd of the year."


The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family-safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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