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[PearlyGates] Issue #0734


The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.

Issue #0734

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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

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~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Produce Profit

watermelonIf you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:

Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lottery. They went to a watermelon farmer they knew and bought 100 watermelons at $1.00 each. After finding a good place to park and sell the watermelons from their truck bed, they started selling them at $1.00 each. When they sold that load they went back to the farmer for more.

After selling several truck loads they counted their money and realized they still had only $100. After counting it several more times to be sure, Charlie said to Bobbie Jo, "This is getting us nowhere! We're just not making any more money here. We sold all our watermelons but we still only have $100. Something's wrong but I surely can't figure it out." 

Finally Bobbie Jo said to Charlie, "Of course, it's as plain as the noses on our face: we need to get a bigger truck!"

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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