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[PearlyGates] Issue #0740


The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.

Issue #0740

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Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

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~ Pastor Tim

Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Ugliest Man in the World

mirror frogOne day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."

An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask her yourself?"

The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of the hill.  Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White went in next.  She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also right, I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Finally it was Quazzimodo's turn.  He went in and after a few minutes he came out scratching his head.  He looks up at his friends and said:

"Who is Pastor Tim?"

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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