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[PearlyGates] Issue #0747

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The PearlyGates Newsletter

Featuring clean, theologically incorrect humor.


Issue #0747

 
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Cybersalt News - November 22, 2018

thanksgiving scales backOh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today!

Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you full with great Thanksgiving content: 

Thanksgiving Jokes and Humor:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-jokes

Thanksgiving Inspiration
https://www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-illustrations

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim


Here is today's PearlyGates item.

Hunting Bear

bearIn the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.  Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.

The hunter ran and ran and ran, his lungs burned for lack of oxygen, his heart pounding so hard he felt like it would burst out of his chest. Then suddenly, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff.  His hopes were dim.  Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear Lord!  Please give this bear some religion!"

The skies darkened, and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.

Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky, knelt and said, "Thank you, Lord, for this food I'm about to receive..."

The PearlyGates list features material that Pastor Tim thinks is funny but would probably generate emotionally fueled feedback if sent to his other more general and family safe lists. He knows the jokes are theologically, politically, and/or socially incorrect and he’s OK with that. And yes, he would tell these jokes to his mother, his children and even his church in certain public speaking situations where he is called pastor for reasons other than the jokes he tells.

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