For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions:
"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."
To his delight, he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement.
Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"
Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for?
A sign behind the counter at a video rental store:
"We are sorry to report that we are all out of 'That Movie with That Guy Who Was in That Other Movie.'
There was some confusion when ordering from our distributor. - Thank You"
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