Welcome to another "Pastor Tim is travelling" rerun - from before there ever was a Chicken Thursday!"
As mentioned in a special administrative note a few days ago, the PearlyGates Newsletter is back after not having been sent out in approximately 15 months. During that time, however, we've been saving up a great reserve of clean, theologically incorrect humor.
As a reminder, the PearlyGates newsletter features clean, theologically incorrect humor. That means each issue will have something funny that's off in some way. If you forget to remember that and feel like sending me a flaming e-mail about what a bad pastor I am, go ahead because I am sure your own pastor will be happy you are blasting some other poor guy. And besides, I am always looking for new complaints to feature in my Hall of Flames.
On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.
"It all felt like five minutes..." the gentleman said slowly.
The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp smack on the head:
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