Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work? That's expensive.
Dentist: Okay. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
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"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."- Details
The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C.
The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
(Thanks to Randy B. for submitting this.)
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
- Voltaire
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I knelt to pray when day was done
And prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,
Lift from each saddened heart the pain
And let the sick be well again."
And then I woke another day
And carelessly went on my way,
The whole day long I did not try
To wipe a tear from any eye.
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
To find and watch other parts of this video series, visit the playlist at:
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