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Inspiration

Housecleaning Philosophy

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Published: 28 July 2011

woman cleaningI don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company; I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

Created: 13 September 2016
Last Updated: 14 September 2016
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Self Image, Discipline, Dieting

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Published: 28 July 2011

doctor4A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check up.

After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol, and stop smoking."

The man said, "Well, to be honest with you Doc, I don't deserve the best. What's the second best?"

Created: 12 September 2016
Last Updated: 12 September 2016
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Elephant Killing Wisdom

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Published: 18 September 2016

elephant

When we rely on human wisdom and fancy words to try and convert people to following Jesus, we empty the cross of its power.

Created: 11 September 2016
Last Updated: 29 April 2018

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Quote #1569

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Published: 10 September 2016

quote 1569

"Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee."

- Augustine

Created: 10 September 2016
Last Updated: 10 September 2016
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Harvesting, Frustration

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Published: 28 July 2011

farmTwo farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest.

"Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."

"That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."

Created: 08 September 2016
Last Updated: 08 September 2016
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  1. Quote #1568
  2. Brighten Your Corner
  3. Quote #1567
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Illustrations Article Count:  1198

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Quotes Article Count:  2344

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

Sermons Article Count:  523

Christmas Article Count:  40

Easter Article Count:  14

Ten Commandments Article Count:  10

Thanksgiving Article Count:  12

Truth and Reconciliation Article Count:  10

A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.

To find and watch other parts of this video series, visit the playlist at:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsFiYkm76UF_Jrx2dFpJLuBqbUJ1NXNPA

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