roulette tableA lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she was down to her last $50.

Exasperated, she exclaimed, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggested, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?" and walked away.

Moments later, his attention was grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. "Maybe she won!" he thought. Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd he found the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man was stunned. He asked, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replied, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29 and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"