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Cigar Impression

cigar man"I was in the hospital," Thelma wrotes, "and my husband was visiting. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.

A lady said to him, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.'

My husband said, 'I'm not smoking.'

'But you have a cigar in your mouth,' the lady said.

'Lady, ' my husband answered, 'I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse either.' "

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