broken windowLittle Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. 

He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief until a passing cop stopped him.

"What's going on here!"  bellowed the officer.

"It's like this officer," winked Danny. 

"I am on my way to confession and I'm a little short of material."