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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a goober went in to try out for the job.  "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"  "Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right."  Then he said, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

The goober replied, "Today and tomorrow."  

He was again surprised that the goober supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff.

The goober looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" said the sheriff.

So, the goober wandered over to the beauty parlor where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The goober was exultant.  "It went great!  My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"