pearly gates 2Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates.

The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, next a pastor and lastly an undertaker.  Why?  This does not seem appropriate for a Christian woman."

"Oh yes it is," Sally replied.

"It's one for the money, two for the show, three to make ready and four to go!"