logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button
(3 Votes)

How to Clean the Toilet

bathroomHow to clean the toilet:

1.  Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

2.  Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.  (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4.  Flush the toilet three or four times.  (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

5.  Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6.  Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7.  The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.  The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Sincerely, The Dog

More Funny Pictures

  • Funny Pictures of Prairie Dogs Playing Football

    Football is Spreading

    Football continues to spread in popularity.
  • A van accident hitting potatoes

    Potato Van

    Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind.
  • cs+logo+blue+369x100+trans+background

    Advertising Gone Bad

    Advertising Has Gone Too Far! Well, yes lots of the time it has. The image originally on…
  • Funny Pictures of Sorry We're Open Sign

    Open Sorry

    We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign.
  • elephantlove

    Elephant Love

    "Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?"