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pregnancy*If Men Got Pregnant*

- Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

- There would be a cure for stretch marks.

- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

- All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

- Men  wouldn't think twins were so cute.

- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

- Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

- They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

 AND

- Women would rule the world.

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