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umpireDuring a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!"

This went on for an hour.

"Lady," a nearby fan finally yelled out, "the umpire hasn't done anything wrong."

"Hey," she shouted back, "how would you know that? That's my husband, not yours!"