The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem:
7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!
6 You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat.
5 You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.
4 What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?
3 Hey, do you either of you know why "MYRRH" is spelled with a "Y" instead of a "U"?
2 Okay, whose camel just spit?
And the NUMBER ONE thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem...
1 All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.