the three magiThe Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem:

7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!

6 You guys ever eat camel meat?  I hear it tastes like goat.

5 You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.

4 What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow?  Phoenician?

3 Hey, do you either of you know why "MYRRH" is spelled with a "Y" instead of a "U"?

2 Okay, whose camel just spit?

And the NUMBER ONE thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem...

1 All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.